#MeToo, Cape Breton style.
1 posted on
07/12/2019 6:23:55 AM PDT by
Loyalist
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To: Loyalist
Moose Meat?
That's going to start something here....
2 posted on
07/12/2019 6:25:00 AM PDT by
TruthWillWin
([[[MSM]]])
To: Loyalist
The Canadian spin on an old standard.
3 posted on
07/12/2019 6:25:18 AM PDT by
NativeSon
( Grease the floor with Crisco when I dance the disco)
To: Loyalist
Moose is pretty tasty, not advocating his demands, but I understand where he’s coming from.
To: Loyalist
Sex, moose meat, and lobster.
Would two out of three have sufficed?
To: Loyalist
Moose meat pairs nicely with cheese.
6 posted on
07/12/2019 6:31:26 AM PDT by
Oldeconomybuyer
(The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.)
To: Loyalist
No moose-eatin' mofo's around here!
7 posted on
07/12/2019 6:31:48 AM PDT by
budj
(combat vet, 2nd of 3 generations)
To: Loyalist
To: Loyalist
Moose Meat? Ever since his sister was bitten...
10 posted on
07/12/2019 6:37:37 AM PDT by
TangoLimaSierra
(To the Left, The truth is Right Wing Extremism.)
To: Loyalist
A Møøse once bit my sister... No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: “The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink”...
11 posted on
07/12/2019 6:37:45 AM PDT by
rjsimmon
(The Tree of Liberty Thirsts)
To: Loyalist
The moose is too obvious, but I’ll check back later to see how posters worked in the lobster.
13 posted on
07/12/2019 6:39:48 AM PDT by
Tax-chick
(It's the guitar solo! Everybody polka!!!)
To: Loyalist
She should’ve brought in a live lobster for Bobbit style foreplay.
15 posted on
07/12/2019 6:43:02 AM PDT by
fruser1
To: Loyalist
Okay... A moose bit my lobster, with cheese on the table, while I was having sex with a student, and my sister came out of the shower and caught us. My beeber was stuned!
Does that about cover it?
17 posted on
07/12/2019 6:49:21 AM PDT by
real saxophonist
(One side has guns and training. Other side's primary concern is 'gender identity'. Who's gonna win?)
To: Loyalist
.......and your sister..................
19 posted on
07/12/2019 6:55:46 AM PDT by
Red Badger
(We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
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21 posted on
07/12/2019 7:01:29 AM PDT by
RightGeek
(FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
To: Loyalist
Here in Arizona the teachers demand rattlesnake meat.
27 posted on
07/12/2019 7:10:52 AM PDT by
\/\/ayne
(I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper.)
To: Loyalist
sex, moose meat and lobster
One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn’t belong...
To: Loyalist
Canadians can appreciate that everyone needs sex and moose meat - but demands for lobster are just offensively exorbitant.
32 posted on
07/12/2019 7:55:12 AM PDT by
BeauBo
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To: Loyalist
Demanding moose meat!! That’s just uncalled for!
To: Loyalist
“for demanding sex, moose meat”
Only in Canada is moose meat an acceptable substitute for sex in bribery situations.
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