Let me guess without looking:
Spend oceans of cash.
Do I win?
Are they gonna put more whites in the NBA and nfl?
https://qz.com/work/1147659/gay-men-now-earn-more-than-straight-men-in-the-us-according-to-a-vanderbilt-study/
Buttplug and his cohorts owe me some cash due to straight male inequality! We have to have fairness!