This clown better start looking for a new backwater job. Perhaps ambassador to Guyana where his big mouth won’t get him into as much trouble.
Maybe there’s an opening at the London Zoo for him?
“Darroch was born April 30, 1954, in South Stanly, County Durham. He attended secondary school at Abingdon and went on to study zoology at Durham University.”
Perhaps ambassador to Guyana
Perhaps a position where diarrhea is part of the job description.