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Gov. Pritzker should establish an Office to make a few bucks off those fleeing the state
The Chicago Tribune ^ | June 27, 2019 | John Kass

Posted on 06/27/2019 1:12:58 PM PDT by PBRCat

What is Illinois — the Shut Up and Take It State — truly known for?

Political corruption? Check. High taxes going higher? Check. Political bosses who get richer and richer while taxpayers get poorer and poorer? Check.

If there’s one thing Illinois does just about better than any state, it’s this:

Making economic refugees of its own people.

The Shut Up and Take It State on the prairie has lost 157,000 people over the past five years.

Actually, that’s a lie. They’re not “lost.” They ran away on purpose.

And the way billionaire Gov. Big Boy is governing, raising taxes with plans to raise even more in 2020 — while his wealth is stashed in offshore accounts — even more Illinoisans will leave.

Our politicians are doing what they can, trying to stupify us with pot and sports betting, and they’ll probably legalize prostitution next, so the rest of the state will be like Springfield, but here’s the question:

How can Illinois take advantage of the Illinois Exodus and monetize outmigration from Madiganistan?

Gov. Pritzker — with Boss Madigan’s approval — might want to create a new bureaucracy:

The Illinois Office of GSGBO (Get Stoned or Get the Bleep Out).

When taxpayers finally flee and get out for good, the GSGBO will require a modest exit fee.

The office won’t point refugees toward places like Naples, Florida, where the Chicago politicians who are fat with corruption and huge pensions retire. It’s expensive to live with politicians.

Instead, taxpayers fleeing as part of the Illinois Exodus will be directed to lovely and affordable destinations like Bulgaria, Chile, Costa Rica, Croatia, Uruguay, Ecuador, Nicaragua, Ireland, Bolivia, Belize (Stoner Fisherman Paradise) or one of the world’s many other beautiful countries.

They’re all much cheaper to live in, Bulgaria especially, than Illinois.

(Excerpt) Read more at chicagotribune.com ...


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Government; Politics/Elections; US: Illinois
KEYWORDS: democrats; drugs; exodus; taxes
Blue State Illinois spirals down and down.
1 posted on 06/27/2019 1:12:58 PM PDT by PBRCat
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Confiscation of the property of all emigrants and rebels.

— Fourth plank of communism
Wonder where these funny ideas are coming from, eh?
2 posted on 06/27/2019 1:17:23 PM PDT by Olog-hai ("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
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To: PBRCat

California and New York exactly the same.


3 posted on 06/27/2019 1:30:36 PM PDT by karnage
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To: PBRCat

Don’t come here.


4 posted on 06/27/2019 1:33:46 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (You can't invade the mainland US. There'd be a rifle behind every blade of grass.)
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To: PBRCat

We need more walls to contain those who have turned their cities and states into third world sewers.


5 posted on 06/27/2019 1:49:15 PM PDT by Spok
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To: PBRCat

The Nazis charged exit fees to Jews, basically all the money they had.


6 posted on 06/27/2019 1:59:01 PM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets ( Schumer delenda est.)
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To: PBRCat

Don’t give him any ideas.


7 posted on 06/27/2019 2:08:20 PM PDT by stars & stripes forever (Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord. - Psalm 33:12)
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To: stars & stripes forever

My daughter would love to move out of that crooked state, but she shares custody of her son with his father, so she can’t.


8 posted on 06/27/2019 2:20:07 PM PDT by Flaming Conservative ((Pray without ceasing))
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To: Flaming Conservative

Make sure she goes to a private school to escape the LGBTQ agenda.


9 posted on 06/27/2019 2:36:35 PM PDT by stars & stripes forever (Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord. - Psalm 33:12)
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To: PBRCat

I don’t pay to see Lib-une stories.


10 posted on 06/27/2019 2:38:04 PM PDT by KeyLargo
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To: Flaming Conservative

Same with my sister. Stuck in Evanston.


11 posted on 06/27/2019 3:18:35 PM PDT by I-ambush (One foot in the grave, one foot on the pedal—I was born to rebel.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Don’t look now but...


12 posted on 06/27/2019 3:48:59 PM PDT by skimbell
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To: PBRCat
The Shut Up and Take It State on the prairie has lost 157,000 people over the past five years.

I suspect the true situation is worse than it appears. Why?

That figure of 157,000 is NET residents, but that fails to describe the net economic effect. I'm just guesstimating, but if 300,000 people with incomes averaging $100k are lost (move out, pass away), and 143,000 people with incomes averaging $30k are gained (move in, are born, etc.), that's an earned income loss of $25.71 BILLION dollars.

Further, those leaving will be taking all possible assets with them. Those arriving on average likely have little in the way of assets. That loss will be even larger.

Worse yet, those leaving are generally Illinois' most productive citizens. Very many are small business owners who employ others. This economic loss will exceed the first two combined.

The new Governor (Pritzker) and Dem supermajority legislature are enacting measure after measure sure to increase the exodus of above average income residents, and, most likely, attract new residents who at best will be a break even with regard to State of Illinois resources.

Spending is going up, and there is no solution to the pension crisis (which is much worse than generally discussed, as hundreds of local gov't pension plans are also in deep doo-doo.)

Revenue is desperately needed, but, taxes and fees are so far beyond any kind of optimum rates that the Laffer curve is not even visible in the rear view mirror. The business climate is revolting, and (ex-gov) Rauner failed to significantly improve it. Gov. Pritzker and his allies appear to want to (with the exception of a few favored business "buddies") smash it to bits. Economic growth on the order of China in the decade after Y2K is almost a minimum need... But, where would even a fraction of that come from? High tech? Are you kidding me? (Would Microsoft or Boeing or Google or Facebook or SpaceX even consider locating major operations in IL without a look of disgust on their face?) Energy? Fat chance. "Green energy"? Fatter chance. AG? Golly, IL farmers are terrific, but no way are they going to crank out an addition of even 1% per year to IL's GDP on a consistent basis -- they and the land are already close to "maxed out", and, they are businessmen & women too. The only question, really, is when the collapse will be.

13 posted on 06/27/2019 11:03:56 PM PDT by Paul R. (The Lib / Socialist goal: Total control of nothing left worth controlling.)
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To: karnage
California and New York exactly the same.

I disagree. IL lacks anything remotely comparing to CA's tech industry, or NY's financial sector.

14 posted on 06/27/2019 11:06:25 PM PDT by Paul R. (The Lib / Socialist goal: Total control of nothing left worth controlling.)
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To: Paul R.

And yet productive residents are fleeing in droves.


15 posted on 06/28/2019 6:57:27 AM PDT by karnage
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