‘the current crop of stupid suburban women includes a lot of dummies who openly fantasize about converting certain gay celebrities, especially the boy faced types.’
I once overhead two suburban mom-types in the library asking the staff about a biography of Buttigieg they’d heard about...
Typical conversation:
"What makes you think he is a moderate?"
"Because (insert name of local media personality) introduced him."
Yeah, and Oprah introduced ObaMao, too. He was no moderate. Just someone who made stupid suburban women feel comfortable.