How does he know if his bagpipes need tuning?
Sounds like the straight line to a joke. I don't know. How?
There was a piper who was despondent about his piping. He decided to dispose of his pipes, and get some insurance money at the same time. He drove his old beater car to a bad part of town with his pipes in the back seat, and pulled into a 7/11. He rolled down the windows and left the motor running while he went inside for a coffee and a chat with the clerk.
He came out of the store quite some time later, expecting his car to have been stolen long since. To his horror, he discovered that not only was his car still there, but there was a second set of pipes in the back seat!
——How does he know if his bagpipes need tuning?-—
That’s a dumb question
All bag pipes need tuning. They are so bad, nobody can say the are ever in tune
When he blows into the chanter and the pipes cough up a hairball.