Tehran! ICBMs are inbound NOW!!!!
Wait...false alarm.
Tehran! Cruise missiles are inbound NOW!!!!
Wait...it is a false alarm.
Tehran! B52s are inbound NOW!!!!
Wait...Oh no! Another false alarm.
Tehran! 7th Cavalry is inbound NOW!!!!
Wait...yet another false alarm.
Nevermind...
Wait!...
Strangest post I’ve seen today, but it’s still early.