[pepsi_junkie]

She shows up for work?! Wow, that's something you don't see every day! Stop the presses, get a special edition out to spread the news!

Oh wait, everywhere but Washington it's required that you actually show up every day or you get canned.

[Pravious]

Oh wait, everywhere but Washington it’s required that you actually show up every day or you get canned.

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Oh, give them a break. They’re busy sexually molesting people (and / or a variety of farm animals) so they have something extra to spend our money on.

Actually, come to think of it, a random sampling of farm animals would do a far better job running this country than this crop of corrupt losers.