Oh he is, is he? Is this like JFK and "We're going to land a man on the moon?
Has anyone ask Slow Joe why he didn't cure cancer when he was in politics for the last 45 years?
Joe's going to have a hard time getting elected with slurring his speeches and getting caught in flip-flops all of the time.
Joe is like a comfortable pair of old, threadbare slippers you like to wear around the house. But when it's time to go up to the big game, you buy a new pair of shoes.
No, Joe is like a pair of broken flip-flops held together with duct tape................