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To: Hojczyk

He’s both...

“President Biden! Hurry the Chinese just launched their ICBMS we gave them the guidance for. Activate our deterrents!”

“Chinese?”

“Yes the Chinese”

“Aren’t they those peaceful but backward slit eyes that live in Asia?”

“Yes yes, hurry there’s almost no time.”

“What should I do?”

“We’ve been over this a 1000 times. Hurry!”

“Maybe I should call Vice President what’s her name Camel Something?”

“Too late. Never mind”


18 posted on 06/12/2019 8:06:28 AM PDT by PIF (They came for me and mine ... now it is your turn ...)
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To: PIF
Heh...
“President Biden! Hurry the Chinese just launched their ICBMS we gave them the guidance for. Activate our deterrents!”

“Chinese?”

“Yes the Chinese”

"Oh no thanks, pal. Chinese always gives me the runs. Just get me a pizza or something."

"NO Sir! The country! China!"

"Where? The kitchen? That's the First Lady's domain. I'll tell ya, I stay away from whatever goes on in there!"

Aide whispers to another: "Get me the Vice President!"

43 posted on 06/12/2019 8:40:32 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (AOC: The brain of a tea bisquit)
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