Former Finance Minister of Haiti, Klaus Eberwein, scheduled to testify against the Clintons the next day in Miami:
Suddenly gets super sad.
HANGS HIMSELF.
Broward County. Prosecutor investigating weird way visas were provided for Haitians entering Florida.
Gets super sad, takes a swim off of Hollywood, Florida beach, district of Debbie ThereWillBeConsequences-Wasserman-Schultz, dies.
In his suit. And shoes. At midnight.