At first I thought, NAH cant be, has to be from The Onion right..than I realized, not even the Onion could come up with funny as hell sh*t like this..what next, is Jussie Smollett and OJ Simpson gonna have courses on fake hoax attacks and slicing wives throats..oh I know, Clinton is gonna teach folks how to use bleach bit and hammers to destroy evidence
Each attendee gets a wipe your hard drive clean Shamee cloth
The Onion is the first thing I thought of.