[dp0622]

...and a traffic citation...

IS IT really @#$#ing necessary to mention the traffic violation on top of CHARGING A COP WITH A MACHETE!?!? :)

Would he have not been shot or arrested had it not been for the turning with no signal? :)

[Celtic Conservative]

Yeah, at that point it kinda feels like they are piling on. Attempted murder of a police officer is one thing, but tailgating whoa,lock the bastard up!

CC

[CopperTop]

"..IS IT really @#$#ing necessary to mention the traffic violation on top of CHARGING A COP WITH A MACHETE!?!? :).."

Apparently even in old Heavy Metal. d;^)

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Prosecutor : Are you Captain Lincoln F. Sternn?

Stern : [haughtily] I am.

Prosecutor : Lincoln Sternn, you stand here accused of 12 counts of murder in the first degree, 14 counts of armed theft of Federation property, 22 counts of piracy in high space, 18 counts of fraud, 37 counts of rape...

[pauses to check the criminal record]

Prosecutor : ...and one moving violation. How do you plead?

Stern : [haughtily] Not guilty.

[EEGator]

I like it. Cherry on top...