Trump should invite these reporters to a dinner at which, it turns out, the main course is cockroach stew.
A waiter brings out a big platter covered with a lid. When the waiter lifts up the lid, you see all the cockroaches huddled together in a clump. As soon as the light strikes them, they all start hurtling toward the edges of the platter.
The trick is to impale a cockroach with your fork, in order to participate in the dinner.
Scene should be filmed.
Actually a better scene would be the one from “al capone” where in Al goes up behind a disloyal gang member and beats him to a pulp with a baseball bat.