[a fool in paradise]

“I don’t talk to doctors’ staff, I speak directly to doctors!”

“I don’t speak to waiters, I speak directly to chefs!”

“I don’t speak to flight crew, I speak directly to pilots!”

See how that works out...

[Califreak]

I don’t speak with constituents.

I only speak with donors and the people who pay me off.

[Jewbacca]

I was thinking the same thing.

I am sure there are Pelosi horror stories from waitstaff as restaurants.