[central_va]

My guess none of them. They have all heard about Ft Marcy Park.

[Buckeye McFrog]

Suddenly Whitey Bulger’s death in prison seems VERY suspicious.

[smvoice]

WELCOME TO THE DEMOCRAT 4TH OF JULY PICNIC AND RALLY AT FORT MARCY PARK. WE WILL BE SERVING HAMBURGERS HOT DOGS AND KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN, GENEROUSLY DONATED BE OUR OWN FAVORITE SON, SCHIFF. BRING A BLANKET AND EXTRA LARGE HEFTY BAGS FOR....trash...
Warn your children that fireworks will be there. And if the popping sounds curiously like a gun, IT IS *NOT* A GUN. REPEAT: NOT A GUN.....JUST FIREWORKS. LOTS AND LOTS OF VERY LOUD FIREWORKS.