[wattsgnu]

I bet she came running out of the woods unexpectedly, like a deer. lol

[rlmorel]

"...I bet she came running out of the woods unexpectedly, like a deer..."

The visualizaton of that in my head made me spit my drink!

[HarleyLady27]

After living in the woods in NEPA for 20 years, the bears would eat that smelly, evil, witch alive, the stronger the smell the tastier they like it...

Trust me, the smelly old bag is NOT in the woods...