Posted on 04/26/2019 3:54:39 PM PDT by Sub-Driver
Amid Criticism That He's Too White, Biden Insists He Has A Black Friend
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Amid criticism that Joe Biden is too white to win the Democratic nomination, the former vice president turned presidential candidate is insisting that he has one black friend.
Many in the Democratic Party aren't sure if Biden is "woke" enough. He's an old, establishment white man. He's not black. He's not even a minority. He's not gay, insisting on only whispering into the ears of cis females.
But Biden was able to produce some evidence that he knows at least one black man.
"He's a good friend of mine, Barry," he said. "We would sometimes hang out when he wasn't too busy. We're good pals. We had a lot of good times. Sometimes I would make a joke and he would laugh. Sometimes we'd bomb foreign countries together just for fun. We were a pair of inseparable hooligans, I tell you what."
He then produced pictures, news articles, and video footage of the two together to prove that he knows a black guy.
"So as you can see, I'm down with the black people," he said. "I'm hip to the cause!"
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Well, Slow Joe did tell us that OCommie was surprisingly a well spoken, clean cut black guy
Let me guess. They call his “friend”, The Exterminator.
Love the Babylon Bee, but these days the satire is too hard to tell from reality
Uh, Joe? Some bad news - that’s Shaun King.
What... is too white? Where did that come in and by whom? The young brainless who come up with this stuff.. it’d be funny if it were not so dadgone stupid, childish and from the pits. Do these people realize how petty and picky they are.. and no sense to even build on.
And other adults.. biden.. is going along and being a follower instead of a leader
No Democrat has friends.They only have individuals that they use for different reasons at different times.
Failing that, he could announce that he IDENTIFIES as a woman or a trans-sexual or maybe and Eskimo--something like that--maybe all of them.
Why not? Such ploys have worked for others.
Weak response, Uncle Joe. You were supposed to say that it doesn’t matter in America. We are a meritocracy, and go by ability. Instead, you waffled and you wilted.
Now the high priests of PC know they can kick sand in your face, and they will.
Shaun King aka Talcum X, or transracial faker. THAT Shaun King?
Mark Levin said tonight that if foreign leaders are beginning Biden to run isn’t that collusion. Joe we know your slow but come on. Also his new Greta Van Susteren eye job and he sounds like an old man.
Surprised it’s not T-bone.
Too Creepy says it better!
[Amid Criticism That He’s Too White, Biden Insists He Has A Black Friend ]
WOW Joe, that’s so diverse and multicultural.
Did you grope him too?
[Let me guess. They call his “friend”, The Exterminator.]
Well-played. You get the “Obscure Seinfeld Reference Award” of the day.
THAT’S not Sugar Ray!!!!!!!!!!
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