Ha! I see you slipped in a George Castanzaism into the mix. Maybe, BIG maybe Bernie the Bolshevik isn't so old that he could consider a change in careers, like maybe a Marine Biologist.
The Tsarnev terrorist placed a backpack loaded with explosives, nails, shrapnel, four feet away from a 5 year old kid and walked away, knowing it would blow that kids legs off and worse. So Bernie wants the Chechen murderer to vote now. Words can not describe what I would like to see happen to Bernie.