[COBOL2Java]

What is the high crime or misdemeanor to provide a charge?

• His hair is a high crime. Orange Man bad!
• He only gives one scoop of ice cream while he gives himself two. Orange Man bad!
• He fights back (unlike his Republican predecessor). Orange Man bad!
• He is motivated by a love of the country and a steel-strong desire to save it (unlike the vast majority of Inside-the-Beltway reprobates of either stripe. Orange Man bad!
• He hasn't quit despite two years of attempts to get rid of him by the aforementioned reprobates and their flying monkeys in the media. Orange Man bad!

[Mr_Moonlight]

I'd heard that he also likes junk food -- McDonald's in particular (must be a narcissist thingie - McDonald's, The Donald - get it ???), and that he drinks his diet-Coke (not even Pepsi ???) through a single-use plastic straw !!! (there goes the environment ... Climate Change and all that) ...

So then, The Donald MUST be Impeached !!!