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Posted on 04/18/2019 1:11:43 PM PDT by Lazamataz
As special counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation is reportedly coming to an end, elderly and sick Americans are trying to hold on to their lives so they can read the highly-anticipated report that has been nearly two years in the making.
World War II veteran Mitchell Tendler—a man who survived numerous historic milestones, including the Korean War, Vietnam, Watergate and President BIll Clinton’s impeachment—fell sick on Dec. 29, at 93 years old, reported NPR.
"I got a call at 11 o'clock. My mom said, 'Well, Dad's not feeling well—he really can't stand,'" Tendler's son, Walter, recalled. "Within a couple of hours they called 911 and got him into the ER because it wasn't getting any better."
Tendler survived two implantable defibrillators throughout his life. But while on his third, he started to fade. After he was provided painkillers by doctors, Tendler voiced his final thoughts.
"It just was quiet for a little while," Walter Tendler told the news outlet, "and then he just sits up in bed halfway and looks at me and he goes, 'S***, I'm not going to see the Mueller report, am I?' And that was really the last coherent thing that he said."
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Yes, this is not from Babylon Bee.
NewsWEAK has driven right through Propaganda, smashed their way through Self-Parody, and finally coasted to a stop in Pure Insanity.
Well just DAMN! What will God say to THAT!
Yep, they entered the twilight zone
Yep, it is. Beam me up, Scotty.
Liberals are insane.
Liberals should be forcibly sterilized, incarcerated for life and subjected to whatever drugs and/or surgical procedures concocted to remedy them completely incapacitated and incapable of causing anyone, or anything, any harm.
Uh, should I be worried?
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It never ceases to amaze me how insane the News Misleadia can get.
Living in their bubble, they have no hooks to reality whatsoever.
Might be the best Fake News for the year for NewsWeek!
They can pay a hospice nurse to read the report aloud to them.
OMG Gregg Gutfeld is going to have a field day with this, you just can’t make this stuff up!!!
Is this SATIRE?! How pathetic are their lives (and how demented are their brains) if the one thing they’ve got going is some stupid bureaucratic report? I mean, for the love God. You used to hear about the old folks wanting to hang on for the birth of a grandchild or granddaughter’s wedding, etc. But the freaking Mueller report?!
I think they are having a contest, over at News? WEAK! to see how insanely they can write an article.
I chuckled when this was first posted to FR last month.
https://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/3733615/posts
Nope. News? WEAK! plowed right through mere satire.
TIME should award Newsweak an award in their 100 most influential club, right next to Ms. Ford.
Yes, you should be.
You should be worried at the state of the American News Misleadia.
Elderly Americans are dying w/o seeing Hillary & The Bent One in leg irons. And they are NOT happy about it.
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