FAKE NEWS OF THE DAY
The subways in Manhattan are flooded, Miami Beach is underwater, the Potomic River is lapping at the base of the Washington Monument.
The entire Hawaiian Island chain has slipped beneath the waters of the Pacific Ocean.
New Orleans is now a deep hole in the Gulf of Mexico protected only by leaking 50 foot levees and massive pumps running night and day.
Throughout the world people are dropping in the streets from starvation because of massive crop fallures.
Things are so bad that the illegal aliens are leaving the US and returning to Mexico and Central America on their own.
Muslims are voluntarily leaving flooded Europe and returning to the Mideast to dry out.
Waterworld!