“Unfortunately, Mr. Assange will probably commit suicide or is it Arkancide.”
Oh, goodness, not suicide! He will die because he dropped his weight bar across his throat and couldn’t tip it to either side to get it off. Or, he will accidentally shoot himself while cleaning his gun. Possibly, he will have a heart attack.
Incidentally, I once was unable to return the weight bar to the holder and landed it instead on my chest...not my throat. But, even if I had landed it on my throat, which would be unbelievably incompetent, I would have done the same thing. I rolled it down my chest to my waste and then sat up. I could have dumped it to either side but I wanted it under control so as not to have it catapulted across the room.
Like Breitbart, Seth Rich, Scalia... Arkancide....
He will die because he dropped his weight bar across his throat and couldn’t tip it to either side to get it off.