[Impala64ssa]

Massage was arrested last month for practicing medicine without a license and attempted murder when he shot at the arresting officers. Beautiful PILLSco County, FloriDUH.

[DainBramage]

“The Sherriff is near”!

[V_TWIN]

“Port Richey mayor ‘lucky he’s not dead’ after shots fired during FDLE arrest”

I live in NE Florida, he’d a done that here he probably wouldn’t have survived it.

[Yo-Yo]

Want to be mayor of Port Richey? Show up Tuesday.

No thank you. That job is an ejection seat.

[Honest Nigerian]

Port Richey .........
.......mmmmmmmmmm..... thinking ......
Okay - couple of ideas.
1) They may want to promote themselves as OFFICIAL HOME OF FLORIDA MAN.
2) I think Andrew Gollum is looking for a new gig after losing in the Governor’s race. Wouldn’t that be ironic. He loses to DeSantis; DeSantis removes two mayors from office; Gollum gets the job.
3) this is sort of an off-shoot: Makes me think there could be a collection of Florida Man poems and an Annual Celebration (like Hemingway event in Key West).
..
Hope that helps

[bgill]

Promote the dog catcher.

[Libloather]

Can a dreamer without a felony give it a shot?