[cuban leaf]

Meh. Pat Paulson was a former presidential candidate. I thought he was funny, but that’s about it. :)

[humblegunner]

Is Beto's Celebrity Explained by Electoral Math?

More likely it's explained by meth.

[Grampa Dave]

Nah! He is popular with the left wing mediots, who hate Trump, us and America. They have hidden the real dummy from us. Now we are showing America his reality!"

Who, we don't want as our Potus!

A lover of really rare beef!

A skateboarder without a helmet or pads!

After skateboarding without a helmet and loving your cow, real men don’t need a hankerchief:

[MrEdd]

Whitey O’Rourke only has fleeting boy band celebrity.
With no accomplishments and limited charisma he only holds the spotlight as long as paid media shills keep mentioning him.

The man is eminently forgettable and leaves no lasting impression.

[mjp]

I want to be in it. Man, I’m born to be in it.

power lust + pragmatism + opportunism + eclecticism = a step by step slow deadly moral decay into leftardism

[ProtectOurFreedom]

[lewislynn]

The Democrats running to try and oust Trump reminds me of the bar scene from Star Wars.

That gangly dufus "Beto" flailing his arms about is even more disgusting than her hair's too short in the back and arms are too skinny Elizabeth Warren