Nah, not a problem.
Can this become a bigger laughing stock?
It's against the law to identify the problem. Muslims!
Next they'll outlaw acid.
They will never remove the tracking devices from these knifes. /sarcasm
It’s my understanding that it’s basically unheard of for law abiding Brits to own firearms today.Once the same become true for knives I guess the next crisis in Britain will be cricket bat crime.
Laugh now, cry later. Why people keep electing kooks like this to office I’ll never understand. I know it’s the UK, so maybe in their parliamentary system he gets into office based on his rank on a list of party members apportioned to the votes his party received or something like that... not sure how it works over there.
What about forks?
“Did you really think we want those laws observed?" said Dr. Ferris. "We want them to be broken. You'd better get it straight that it's not a bunch of boy scouts you're up against... We're after power and we mean it... There's no way to rule innocent men. The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't enough criminals one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws. Who wants a nation of law-abiding citizens? What's there in that for anyone? But just pass the kind of laws that can neither be observed nor enforced or objectively interpreted – and you create a nation of law-breakers – and then you cash in on guilt. Now that's the system, Mr. Reardon, that's the game, and once you understand it, you'll be much easier to deal with.” ― Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged
Shanks will be in big demand. UK starts new cottage industry.
What about shovels?
What about knitting needles?
What about 16-ton weights?
Once they realize the gps will point all the “immigrants” carrying weapons they will kill this proposal as racist.
” “had better have a bloody good explanation “ “
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Nelson: “HA, HA !”
(on the other hand, maybe he’s just advocating knife violence)
UK Residents stock up on Hammers!
The Brits have lost their minds.
5.56mm
How silly. And from a Tory MP, too.
All they need to do is start making chain mail & armor suits again. That’s the ticket!
What about muslims?
Somewhat tongue in cheek, but it’s beyond time to start registering all Leftists.
Better have plans to outlaw all metals and rocks, because that’s all it takes to make a knife.
Dem wacky Brits are at it again.
I guess the people they’re worried about aren’t smart enough to to grind a file or piece of leaf spring into a knife.
What about Chainsaws?
Are Machete’s considered knives?
Does that include butter knives?
What about restaurant take out plastic knives>
Putty knives?
Box cutters?
Mack the Knife?
Barber equipment?
Surgical instruments?
Reciprocating saws?
Jigsaws? (It’s a puzzle!)