U.K. Lawmaker Calls For All Knives To Be Registered, Fitted With GPS Trackers

Breitbart ^ | 3-14-2019

[windsorknot]

Do butter knives have to be registered, too?

[PAR35]

so why aren’t the perps identified and arrested?

Because that would be racist. The cops involved would likely be fired, and might face criminal prosecution.

[digger48]

Then, they’ll just outlaw grinders and files

[Seruzawa]

The USA certainly doesn’t have the corner on idiot legislators.

[digger48]

My ex once went after me with one of those little wire and roller cheese slicers.

You could take a person down with one of those.

One layer at a time

[ThunderSleeps]

Proving that the problem isn't the tool - be it a firearm or a knife. The problem is the intent of the person carrying it. You cannot legislate safety, cannot write a law that stops evil intent. The shocking (to liberals) truth is that people actually have to take a little personal responsibility for their own safety. I know I know, the phrase "personal responsibility" makes the libtard snowflakes run for their safe space...

Guess what, Mr. Colt was right about the great equalizer. Want to give your 105 lb wife a fighting chance against the 6'4" 200+ lb would-be rapist? Put a firearm in her hand, train her how to use it, and make sure she has it with her all the time.

[aquila48]

Rocks are next.

[DannyTN]

Then I wouldn’t let her near a potato peeler either.

[FrankR]

Official sounding man on phone: “Sir, the government has just detected - via GPS - that your 3-inch, stainless steel, butter knife has been moved from it’s secure silverware drawer, to your kitchen table...can you explain?”

“Yes”, replied the homeowner, “we’re having dinner and want to put butter on our bread.”.

Fed guy, “Thank you sir, and I’ll be looking for your 4561-1265 form - in triplicate - further explaining this incident, and signed by you, and all those who had contact with said butter knife. Have a good evening.”

[unixfox]

And you thought banning straws was bad.

[Don Corleone]

What about forks?

Will they also outlaw "Spooning"? How about pre-marital interdigitation? They are getting crazier and crazier.

[Don Corleone]

What about knitting needles?

What about men armed with Bananas?

[Billthedrill]

It was supposed to be humor. Humor.

[bgill]

IOW, nothing but jello will now be served at the church pot luck.

[bgill]

Do scimitars, machetes and axes fall under this law?

[nuke_road_warrior]

You see your honor, when my fishing boat capsized the GPS chip must have shorted out.

[ptsal]

Source.... the Onion, right?

[metmom]

Are you sure this is not Babylon Bee???

[antidemoncrat]

Yeah, I’d sure hate to get forked.

[gasport]

A swinging kettlebell of any weight can impart significant kinetic energy.