Real women have to work hard to look feminine and pretty. But even most of them (to my dismay) give up by middle age and cut their hair short and start wearing pants.
Yet there are deluded men that think they can actually pull this off successfully! Even Bruce Jenner, who I admit did look a little foxy on that Vanity Fair cover, required a small army of makeup artists and wardrobe consultants to do that photo shoot. But what does Bruce (a/k/a Caitlin) look like on a regular day? Well, he looks like an aging Robert Plant.
My 76 year old sister is still doing a weekly permanent. She complains about how much time and effort she spends. I have urged her to cut her hair shorter. She looks like an actor portraying a character from the seventies. She would rather complain.
I would imagine that the proximity to closing time and the amount of drink consumed may have an effect upon the evaluation outcome.