[Ann Archy]

OMG!! It’s called MANNERS, Fop.....unless you are Jewish, a hat is not to be worn inside a restaurant.

[The Fop]

Well I am Jewish....but not black hat Jewish. I usually bring a comb with me to a restaurant on cold enough to wear a hat days. Once I take off my coat, I go to the men’s room and remove my hat and attempt to make my hair presentable.