I know — I was not thinking straight.
Here is a HILARIOUS Twitchy article if you want to go down the Tuna Sandwich Rabbithole
https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2019/02/02/from-his-cold-dead-hands-police-say-jussie-smollett-held-onto-his-sandwich-despite-attack/
It might even be worth its own thread. Maybe I should check the FR search engine . . . Nah aintnoboddygottimefodat