[Elsie]

And wine that maketh glad the heart of man, and oil to make his face to shine, and bread which strengtheneth man's heart.

'Twasn't good enough for Rome. Just had to turn it into blood; even though the early church leaders specifically said:

Acts 15:29

You are to abstain from food sacrificed to idols, from blood, from the meat of strangled animals and from sexual immorality. You will do well to avoid these things.

[Mrs. Don-o]

Context, Elsie. The Blood of Christ is not the local cuisine.

You'll have to take your complaint back to Jesus: "For my Body is food indeed, my Blood is drink indeed."