[Responsibility2nd]

Piglosi will fake an illness.

That’s what slackers do. To avoid work or school or any unpleasant job (like ending a humanitarian crisis or opening the government for business), they often will “call in sick”.

You heard it here first folks. Nancy will be a no show. Severe case of HUA. (Head Up Ass).

[Boardwalk]

Has anyone seen RBG? Will she be there in the front row?

[convoter2016]

If Pelosi is smart (calling the wall “immoral” and claiming that security concerns during a shutdown should delay the State of the Union address suggests otherwise), she would say she had the flu and have Hoyer sit in her place behind Trump. I'll bet that somebody would pressure Pelosi to call in sick on January 29. She can't say she was sick until hours before the address.