[Blue Jays]

It would seem reasonable he initially notify family and close friends, then his employer (so they could report the news) next, and then call Stephen Colbert.

[Conserv]

It is weird that Fox didn’t announce it.

[Vermont Lt]

Are you really shitting on the guy because he tell people about a car accident in the manner you don’t approve?

If that is the best you can do this morning, go back to bed and start over.