Read this while having a nice cup of Lipton Tea. Never drank coffee. It has “fusal oils” in it. So does my car. I am not a car so I don’t need coffee.
If I want to get wide awake in the morning, I can do the following:
Look at my beautiful wife, or if her hair is “wild”, like Elsa Lancaster’s in the “Bride of Frankenstein”, it will scare me awake real fast.
PS: Only tell her the first part of what I wrote, please. I have a birthday coming up soon and want to live to eat the cake (does blue icing indicate cyanide?).
Yeah but, some sort of substance causes Hardening of the Arteries. Seems like somebody somewhere could look to tell us to eat our vegetables. Just saying, if ice cream and cake are the perfect foods for every meal then why are all these people trying to eat balanced diets?!
who cares?
Plenty of cultivated coffee species.
and if growers are motivated they would preserve the wild species on there plantations.
And bananas are doomed because of some kind of fungus ....probably due to global warming. We can replace coffee and bananas with weed and be just as happy.
Why couldn’t we just grow coffee in Greenland?
I think this is a new riff that will replace the “Annual Catastrophic Early Frost” which has occurred every year of my life in coffee growing areas.
I was getting bored with it too.
Last time it was beer (remember?). Now it’s coffee. Next....toxic masculinity???
The very best Arabica coffee is grown in Ethiopia and my favorite is Amaro Gayo. I roast my own beans at home. Once you try this coffee no other will compare.
The desperation of those who've been suckling at the belly of the AGW sow, as they realize she's runnin' dry, is becoming enjoyable (commercial free) viewing.