The stereo-typical Federal government worker, kind of mirrors the average welfare recipient. Black, 40's, female, 2 or 3 bastard kids, up to their neck in CC payments and debt to pay for the weaves, nails, LCD TVs, expensive clothes and nights out with the girls. They sit all day long with a headset in their ears, looking Excel spreadsheets and basically wasting your money and being nasty to you on the 1-800-IMHERETOHELP gimmedat helpline at some alphabet agency. Federal government work is basically a giant affirmative action\retards jobs programs. Sucks being a Black, racist government workers doesn't it Laqunndisha?