The pole is moving towards Siberia. The Russians are stealing it. Somebody tell Mueller quick.
It's not theft. Hillary Clinton sold it to them when she was Secretary of State. They wanted it to help shield the uranium she sold them too. Mueller can stand down.
Proof of Trump’s collusion with Putin !
They aren’t stealing it. It was part of the deal made with Russia in order to elect Trump. He gave them the North Pole, Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, and Obama’s birth certificate in exchange for their help on the election. The Russians gave all their super delegates to Hillary, tons of vodka to Hillary and a new house to Bernie. They also threw in their assistance to elect a complete moron named accidental Cotex from the Bronx. So obvious to us all.
“The pole is moving towards Siberia. The Russians are stealing it. Somebody tell Mueller quick.”
Dang. Did Trump give the Russians the North Pole? That has to be worth another two years of investigation.
They’ll just show us their Uranium One deal and say, “Read fine print and talk to Mrs. Clinton!”