Step 5: Populist leader is killed, along with his entire extended family, and anyone seen to support him.
Step 6: China openly takes over.
Step 7: Detecting the higher value on African development that China assigns than Africans themselves, all the locals cease any effort to better their lot, tacitly throw their welfare into the hands of the Chinese completely.
Step 8: Harboring no sense of Yellow Man's Burden, China attempts to motivate Africans the CHINESE Way --the lash. Or later, maybe organ harvesting..?
Step 9: AFRICAN ECSTASY! Africans are blessed with REAL oppression. Instead of belly-aching about various illusory euro conspiracies like Penis Shrinkers or Smallpox vaccines being poison, they can shreik about bad stuff that is actually HAPPENING..! Fancy that, huh..? They haven't had it THIS good since the Belgians were whipping them in the Congo. And yup, Chinese are whipping them like dis, whipping 'em like dat, whipping dem wif a wiffle ball bat..! Call it Tiennamen Square with mosquitos and bongo drums.
Step 10: Utter amazement by the Chinese at the inexhaustable African apetite for punishment, drudgery and lack of progress.
Step 11: ....???
More like China imports a few hundred thousand of their own people to run things, and expel any troublesome Africans.