Lol...I hear you, brother. Try this:
To Democrat Friends:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my
best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially
responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral
celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced
within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion
and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to
practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally
fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the
onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2019, but not
without due respect for the calendars of choice of other
cultures whose contributions to society have helped make
America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily
greater than any other countries nor the only “America” in
the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without
regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability,
religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes.
To Republican Friends:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year