[Truthoverpower]

The state is gorgeous. The weather is fabulously great This is what keeps me here The San Fran bay is it Marin county in particular Liberals are mostly just enviro wacknits here Save the planet They love solar panels. My business They build bikeways and trails everywhere. My sport There’s incredible natural hot springs. Free spa There’s the sierras. Best mountains ⛰ So they want to ban straws ? Now don’t get me wrong. I’ll NEVER go to the city for fun

[outofsalt]

"Now don’t get me wrong. I’ll NEVER go to the city for fun"

You don't have any desire to crap on a city street? Just once?

[vannrox]

Oh Yeah...

California parks are mountains of gravel with mid-sized Christmas trees.

The air quality in L.A. is over 60 times as bad a Beijing’s.

And, most people STILL think that Michelle Obama is the most attractive woman in the world.

I left back in the late 1980’s. At that time we had Fred-R-Rated busting up television sets, Miami Vice was all the rage, and I wore a green tee-shirt under a white sports jacket. I have friends that tell me that they would love to move out. It is only a matter of time when they get everything “ready”.

You know, there are five kinds of people....

1. Ready, Aim Fire!
2. Ready...Aim...Aim...Aim...
3. Ready. Ready.. Ready...
4. Aim... Fire!
5. Fire!

I guess that I was the last one.