I had Sally from Microsoft....
John of Microsoft always was the one to call me. I got a call form IRS saying if I did not send money they would “send local Cops to arrest me.” I wanted to hit the #67 and say “Operator trace this call” but most calls are recorded.
I love leading them on. And tough if they can’t take a joke; it is they who are calling at 2am to tell me my PC has been hacked or something. As for the IRS, I’d tell them to “bring it on” - my caller ID always states: Unknown Caller