[SkyDancer]

Give them the name and address of someone who’s been really mean to you. My grandad told me the way they got even when he was young was to put their names on the Montgomery Ward and Radio Shack mailing list.

[null and void]

I don’t hate anybody I actually know that much, even my ex.

[Zuriel]

My father-in-law (RIP) used to answer the phone, and upon hearing some sales pitch would hold the phone over the toilet bowl while it is flushing. He would then hang up.