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Bill and Hillary Clinton Using Groupon to Boost Sagging Ticket Sales
Breitbart News ^ | December 8, 2018 | Katherine Rodriguez

Posted on 12/08/2018 7:30:49 PM PST by familyop

Former President Bill Clinton and failed 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton are taking desperate measures to boost sagging ticket sales for their 13-city speaking tour, selling them at half price on Groupon...Although seats for the tour are still available on the official site for as much as $325, Groupon is offering tickets for the event in Los Angeles as low as $35.

(Excerpt) Read more at breitbart.com ...


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
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Maybe they should follow the victimology drama of university feminists by having a bake sale. "Clearance sale on pity cakes!"
1 posted on 12/08/2018 7:30:49 PM PST by familyop
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To: familyop

Groupon is where businesses go to die


2 posted on 12/08/2018 7:33:30 PM PST by cableguymn (We need a redneck in the white house....)
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3 posted on 12/08/2018 7:33:50 PM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo (MAGA!!!)
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To: familyop

Bill Clinton is looking to get his grope-on.


4 posted on 12/08/2018 7:34:11 PM PST by a fool in paradise (Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committtee)
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To: familyop

Don’t say “sagging” when you are talking about Hillary Clinton.


5 posted on 12/08/2018 7:35:49 PM PST by Wally_Kalbacken
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To: familyop

Bill is going to get sick and won’t be able to continue. And of course, Hillary must go home and take care of him.


6 posted on 12/08/2018 7:38:13 PM PST by Terry Mross
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I’ll be surprised if they actually do go on the tour.


7 posted on 12/08/2018 7:40:20 PM PST by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
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To: Terry Mross
Bill is going to get sick and won’t be able to continue. And of course, Hillary must go home and take care of him.

Or the other way around.

8 posted on 12/08/2018 7:41:51 PM PST by Aria
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To: familyop

I don’t care how much Groupon they put on their sammiches.

It’s tasty mustard, but I’m still not going.


9 posted on 12/08/2018 7:43:56 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Terry Mross

I think it might be the other way around. HRC can’t even climb a single stair.


10 posted on 12/08/2018 7:44:20 PM PST by marajade
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To: goldstategop

Maybe they should hire a staff to constantly remind them about the tour...and where they are at any given time.


11 posted on 12/08/2018 7:44:51 PM PST by familyop ("Welcome to Costco. I love you." - -Costco greeter in the movie, "Idiocracy")
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To: blueunicorn6

That’s just like the Clintons.

They couldn’t use good old American yellow mustard.


12 posted on 12/08/2018 7:45:41 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: familyop

You mean Groupon will only pay you $35 to attend? Hold out for more.


13 posted on 12/08/2018 7:46:21 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet (Start using cash and checks or the elite class and bankers will make "cashless" the norm.)
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To: familyop

Is there a puppet show headlining?


14 posted on 12/08/2018 7:46:32 PM PST by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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Just wait until somebody pulls up beside you at the red light and wants to borrow some.


15 posted on 12/08/2018 7:47:26 PM PST by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: blueunicorn6

I’d maybe go if Hillary would do her Lockleg Frankenstein walk.

Throw her in the van, Stan!


16 posted on 12/08/2018 7:47:50 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: cableguymn

So that’s why I never see any of their commercials on TV anymore.

Of course, I don’t watch much TV these days.


17 posted on 12/08/2018 7:48:49 PM PST by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: goldstategop

I can totally see them taking the money, not doing the tour, and stiffing the buyers on refunds. That would be so Clinton.


18 posted on 12/08/2018 7:51:14 PM PST by thoughtomator (Number of arrested coup conspirators to date: 2)
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To: blueunicorn6; null and void

I can’t wait until they get the bolts installed in her neck.

It will be much easier to jump-start her in the morning.

Screaming “It’s alive! It’s alive!” is a bit melodramatic, though.


19 posted on 12/08/2018 7:56:01 PM PST by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: marajade

She can’t be sick. She’s going to run.


20 posted on 12/08/2018 7:57:12 PM PST by Terry Mross
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