I’m inventing a new exercise regime called Punches Pilates. It combines boxing and yogurt. Mandatory washing of hands before each session.
When I was in kindergarten I thought Punches Pilot was a first century Roman aviator just like Smilin’ Jack with a similar flight helmet. Any depiction of the Crucifixion that showed a helmeted Roman would have me asking, “is that the Pilot?”
Years later I read of Pilate washing his hands & thinking “That’s no way to get control of a howling mob”.
I’ve often thought of opening an exercise studio and calling it “Pontius Pilates”. The slogan on all marketing materials would read: “Crucifying workout-Heavenly results!”