Mugabe Unable to Walk

BBC ^ | 11/24/2018 | BBC

[Kriggerel]

Zimbabwe's former President Mugabe, 94, is unable to walk because of ill health, President Emmerson Mnangagwa has said...

[Kriggerel]

Am I wrong for hoping that the situation was a little more permanent?

I think he can smell sulfur.

[Artemis Webb]

I agree with you.
Hell’s a burnin’.

[goldstategop]

So a dictator can’t wslk? Bite me.

[vette6387]

Just wished we could say the same thing about Maxine Waters mouth not being able to move any longer.

[PAR35]

Thanks for the upbeat news.

[Az Joe]

Unable to walk? Must be a free swinger.

[JonPreston]

Thanks for this update.

[sailor76]

Mugabe Unable to Walk
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Well, at least he'll die a rich man.

[Billthedrill]

Do not ask for whom the bell tolls, Bobby Mugabe - it tolls for thee.

I suppose I shouldn't criticize the guy who made me a trillionaire...

[P.O.E.]

Another in the long list of dictators who lived to a ripe old age, after having caused untold misery for millions (Castro, Stalin, Mao, Papa Doc, Kim Il-sung, Pinochet, Franco, etc.)

[xp38]

Cue Jerry Seinfeld and That’s a shame

[a fool in paradise]

Maybe someone he ate didn’t agree with him.

[blueunicorn6]

“He is now old.”

Well, with fiery political talk like that, you can see why President Ganja is President.

[goldstategop]

Democrats and Never Trumpers will blame Trump for his condition.

And demand to know why condolences aren’t being extended to an African dictator.

[Kriggerel]

Nah, that was more Idi Amin’s style. Robt. Mugabe preferred to eat things like baby elephants. :P

[Free in Texas]

I agree. Seems every image of her I see features her wide open yap.

[vette6387]

“Seems every image of her I see features her wide open yap.”

Probably from years of watermelon consumption.

[Pollster1]

Thanks to his racism and Marxism, there are a whole lot of people who used to live in Zimbabwe who also no longer walk . . . or breathe.

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One can always hope she steps on a rusty nail and doesn’t get her tetanus shot.

[rexthecat]

I can barely walk either. Life’s tough.