To: Kaslin
"...yield the floor / surrender the microphone..."
The microphone should suspended on a heavy steel cable connected to a strong boom. If they keep talking, the microphone gets reeled.
If they grasp onto the microphone, carry them (high above the gathered journalists) and lower the jabbering nitwit into waiting security at back of the room.
10 posted on
11/19/2018 1:55:10 PM PST by
Blue Jays
( Rock hard ~ Ride free)
To: Blue Jays
I like it! Modern version of the vaudeville hook.
21 posted on
11/19/2018 2:04:29 PM PST by
Nea Wood
To: Blue Jays
and lower the jabbering nitwit into waiting security at back of the room.
. . . .
and then apply 440v to the cable.
39 posted on
11/19/2018 2:21:54 PM PST by
Scrambler Bob
(You know that I am full of /S)
To: Blue Jays
Put the microphone on a three minute timer. After three minutes, it automatically shuts off. If anyone complains, tell them to go back to J-school and take a course in brevity.
54 posted on
11/19/2018 3:04:12 PM PST by
reg45
(Barack 0bama: Gone but not forgiven.)
To: Blue Jays
LOL — that is a great visual.
I’d also like to see them dangle the mic just out of reach of the journalists, forcing them to sort of jump for it.
To: Blue Jays
If they keep talking, the microphone gets reeled.
If they grasp onto the microphone, carry them (high above the gathered journalists) *******
Taking “Mic Drop!” To a whole new level! Love it!
71 posted on
11/19/2018 7:37:15 PM PST by
Billyv
( Ephesians 6:11 for we battle not against flesh and blood...Pray for our leaders and nation!)
To: Blue Jays
the jabbering nitwit(s)
I suspect that somewhere, a punk rock group is looking for a name.
81 posted on
11/20/2018 6:07:23 PM PST by
Elsie
(Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
To: Blue Jays
LOL. Reading your post reminded me of going fishing only instead of a hook and bait, using a dangling microphone to lure reporters.
89 posted on
11/23/2018 4:17:53 PM PST by
LeoTDB69
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