Buy tulips.
I did not know it was still a thing.
The technical chart is awful with a break under the ~6000 "floor" that resulted from the exponential decay. Now down 74%, but still well under the 411 day prior correction from ~1000. So there's plenty of time left to drop some more. And no worries if you are nervous about missing the bottom.
It’s only a matter of time before they start calling it “Shitcoin”, and rightly so.
Yet it is still much higher than the $350 I paid for it 3 years ago. Since then, I have sold some in 2016 and went to Disney World, and then again this year and back to Disney World, but to some people here on FR, they are just tulips!