[COBOL2Java]

No.

Read the story.

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You expect Freepers to actually take the time to READ???

Click on a link??? And READ its contents???

Why, the impulse of the majority here is to knee-jerk post!

OK, well some Freepers actually do read - some...

(btw, excellent read - thank you, HereInTheHeartland!)

[Elsie]

Reading would just slow down our mindreading capabilities too much.