[Rebelbase]

Beato must use a tanning bed.

[bagster]

Mister Beto (see what I did there?) is such a fag.

[cynwoody]

Beato must use a tanning bed.

Roberto Francisco O'Rourke, that's who!

Fake Hispanic. His parents were Melissa Martha Williams O'Rourke and Pat Francis O'Rourke.

When it comes to identity politics, Beto is as phony as Fauxcahontas!

[a fool in paradise]

>Beato must use a tanning bed.

Obama went on vacations to Hawaii to work on his tan.

note the tan lines:

another image of him with a stark tan line from his wristwatch is no longer found on the web.