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Barbra Streisand recently failed driving test 3 times
WFMZ ^ | 11/02/18 | CHLOE MELAS

Posted on 11/02/2018 2:16:30 PM PDT by Libloather

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To: Libloather

abs is going broke and had to lay off her driver


41 posted on 11/02/2018 3:09:18 PM PDT by bert ((KE. N.P. N.C. +12) Invade Honduras. Provide a military government)
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To: Libloather

Did she blame Trump?


42 posted on 11/02/2018 3:12:35 PM PDT by EdnaMode
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To: Libloather

Driving instructor: “That car nearly hit us, you need to turn around.

Babs: “Why?”

Driving instructor: “Look at the sign, this is a one-way street.”

Babs: “I’m pnly going one-way.”

Batta-bing


43 posted on 11/02/2018 3:14:01 PM PDT by Huskrrrr
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To: doorgunner69

I failed my first driver’s test.

I had a ‘51 Buick Roadmaster. Dad found it in the paper for $95. The clutch was nearly gone so you really had to feather it to keep if from chattering.

The examiner had me parallel park on a hill between two cars. I was doing great until I tapped the bumper on the car behind me.


44 posted on 11/02/2018 3:14:47 PM PDT by JohnnyP (Thinking is hard work (I stole that from Rush).)
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To: Libloather

She’s recently failed a lie detector test 3 times as well.


45 posted on 11/02/2018 3:20:00 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (I've Never Owned Slaves...You've Never Picked Cotton.End Of "Discussion".)
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To: Libloather; All

You’d be better off dealing with Toonces on the road.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fvsItXYgzk


46 posted on 11/02/2018 3:21:01 PM PDT by PGalt
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To: JohnnyP

I wish I had taken the test in a Morris Minor like my dad owned when I was small. had to take it in a 1959 Ford with three on the tree. Parallel parking in one of those early 50’s behemoths? Forget it.


47 posted on 11/02/2018 3:28:49 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: PGalt

That was great, thank you very much.


48 posted on 11/02/2018 3:53:27 PM PDT by JohnnyP (Thinking is hard work (I stole that from Rush).)
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To: doorgunner69
The driving test was great fun back when they made you parallel park.

No kidding! I had to parallel park a big huge 1957 Mercury at a parking meter on a busy downtown street. Passed, though.

49 posted on 11/02/2018 4:01:59 PM PDT by Fast Moving Angel (It is no more than a dream remembered, a Civilization gone with the wind.)
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To: Do the math

“I didn’t drink back then, I wasn’t married yet.”

I saw that. :)


50 posted on 11/02/2018 4:06:27 PM PDT by oldvirginian (American by birth, Southern by the Grace of God and Virginian because Jesus loves me)
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To: gaijin

Funny how her pool is shaped like a Muslim scimitar.


51 posted on 11/02/2018 4:06:58 PM PDT by CincyRichieRich (Pin drop time! Big-name lib swampers go into hiding!)
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To: Libloather

Passed with near 100 % my first time about a year ago. It’s called having a functional brain.


52 posted on 11/02/2018 4:08:01 PM PDT by justa-hairyape (The user name is sarcastic. Although at times it may not appear that way.)
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To: Libloather

Babs can’t concentrate because her head is filled with massive amounts of information from studying political science, international relations and economics.


53 posted on 11/02/2018 4:30:20 PM PDT by Pirate Ragnar
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To: Libloather

Babs should study Flora.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIzPBOT0p_M


54 posted on 11/02/2018 4:38:05 PM PDT by Polynikes ( Hakkaa palle)
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To: Huskrrrr

Lol! I can hear Barbara saying those lines, and with a snotty attitude!


55 posted on 11/02/2018 4:58:02 PM PDT by lee martell (AT)
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To: Libloather

Doesnt the tight plastic surgery on her face prevent any periphreal vision?


56 posted on 11/02/2018 4:58:03 PM PDT by DeathBeforeDishonor1
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To: Ted Grant
"I was a late bloomer when it came to driving. I received my license when I was 34, after failing the road test 3 times."

I was an "early" bloomer... Got my license when I was 12... Had been driving since I was 10 and had no problems with the very tricky driving tests during WWII..

I'm 85 and have never taken another one in the past 73-years of driving... Eye tests for old people...

57 posted on 11/02/2018 5:13:03 PM PDT by SuperLuminal (Where is another agitator for republicanism like Sam Adams when we need him?)
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To: SuperLuminal

Truth!


58 posted on 11/02/2018 5:17:21 PM PDT by Ted Grant
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To: Libloather

You can practice taking the written test on line at the
Calif DMV website.


59 posted on 11/02/2018 5:39:38 PM PDT by TaMoDee (The Pack will be back in 2018! Go Pack!!)
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To: lee martell

More likely it’s the drugs


60 posted on 11/02/2018 6:04:13 PM PDT by nobamanomore
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