[E. Pluribus Unum]

I have one of these.

Pollsters get through once... for about five seconds.

[Russ]

I have one of those, too. Best investment I have made lately. I recommend one for everyone.

[Elsie]

I have a simple answering machine.

I figure if a call is important; the caller will leave a message.

So far, my number of calls is WAY more than any messages left other than “CLICK”.